When my best friend Mia set me up with Eric, she promised he was a “total gentleman.” And at first, he seemed to be just that—roses, a personalized keychain with my initial, and effortless charm over dinner. He insisted on paying the bill, saying with a confident smile, “A man pays on the first date.” I left the restaurant floating, convinced I’d just had the best first date of my life.
The next morning, expecting a cute “had a great time” text, I found something far worse: a professionally formatted date night invoice. It listed charges for a hug (for the bouquet), a coffee date (for the keychain), and even “holding hands next time” in exchange for dinner. It ended with a chilling threat: “Failure to comply may result in Chris hearing about it.” That’s when I realized Eric wasn’t joking.
Stunned, I forwarded the invoice to Mia. She immediately looped in her boyfriend, Chris, Eric’s longtime friend, and together we agreed Eric needed a lesson. Chris sent him a revenge invoice: a fake “service charge” for sitting at the same table as me, plus a warning about public humiliation. Eric erupted with angry texts, insisting I had missed out on a “great guy.” I replied with a simple thumbs-up emoji—and blocked him.
That night, Mia called, still laughing, apologizing for the setup gone wrong. I couldn’t even be mad. Eric had revealed his true colors early, sparing me from what could have been a disaster. Seeing his ridiculous behavior firsthand was almost… satisfying.
Now, I have an epic story to tell at parties: the guy who sent an invoice for a first date. Not only did I dodge a major red flag, but I also got a hilarious story to share for years—a perfect reminder that charm alone doesn’t make someone a gentleman.
