Last Christmas, I spent days cooking, and my MIL walked out with the leftovers, then posted online that she made the entire meal. So this year, I refused to host. The peace didn’t last—my husband came home looking defeated.
“Brace yourself,” he said. “Mom already invited the entire extended family to OUR house and told them we insisted.” My heart dropped. She hadn’t asked—she announced.
But instead of fighting, a different plan formed. We agreed to host—but on her terms. The next morning, I called sweet as sugar.
“Patricia, thank you for planning such a big event! Since it’s your vision, we’ll step back and let you take the lead.” Her stunned silence was delicious. I invited her to come prep the kitchen, organize linens, and polish the silverware.
She reluctantly agreed, grumbling through every visit. Meanwhile, I quietly ordered an enormous catered Christmas feast and hid it in the garage freezer. Patricia continued to complain about the workload she created—but because she was the “official host,” Liam let her vent.
Christmas arrived. Patricia presented a tiny, store-bought ham she hoped would pass as homemade. That’s when I slipped to the garage and rolled out the massive, beautifully catered spread.
“Since Patricia was so busy, I grabbed a little backup food,” I announced lightly. The family devoured the catered dinner and praised my thoughtfulness for saving the event. Aunt Carol even whispered, “Patricia tried her best, but thank goodness you stepped in!”
The next day, Patricia called—not to gloat, but to surrender.
“I told everyone I won’t be hosting next year,” she said. “Do it or don’t—it’s up to you.”
Sometimes the best way to win a battle isn’t by refusing the fight — but by letting the other person pull on a rope you’re no longer holding.
