{"id":11782,"date":"2026-10-05T13:47:02","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T13:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsamazingday.store\/?p=11782"},"modified":"2026-10-05T13:47:02","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T13:47:02","slug":"an-indian-cab-driver-picked-up-a-japanese-man-from-a-hotel-11772-9-egvhu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsamazingday.store\/?p=11782","title":{"rendered":"An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"
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An Indian taxi driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel. Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtake the taxicab, and the Japanese man said, \u201cA very fast motorcycle, made in Japan. Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab, and the Japanese man said, \u201cA very fast car, made in Japan.\u201d<\/p>\n

When they reached the destination, the fare was 1,500 rupees.The Japanese man thought that the ride would only cost 500 rupees. He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive. The driver said, \u201cA very fast meter, made in India.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day! An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Thai man are hired at a construction site.An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Thai man are hired at a construction site. The salary is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him, and he says to them, \u201cWell, you know, I don\u2019t usually hire foreigners here, but you three seem like a nice bunch, I\u2019ll give you a try.<\/p>\n

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I want you, the Italian, to go back to the mine and work on digging; you have the muscles to get the task done well every day. You, the Scotsman, I want you to cart out the coal and load it into the trains every day. And you, the Thai man, I want you to be responsible for providing supplies to the people in the mine.<\/p>\n

Well, on the second day, the boss goes down to the mine to check in on his new employees. He sees the Scotsman toting coal up out of the mines and loading it onto the trains, and he\u2019s satisfied. He goes down into the mine to check on the Italian and the Thai man.<\/p>\n

Well, he sees the Irishman digging out the coal, but the Thai man is nowhere in sight. He asks the Italian if he has seen him lately, and he replies, \u201cNo, no one has seen him all day; we\u2019re running low on supplies down here.\u201d<\/p>\n

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Fearing the worst, the boss starts wandering around the mine looking for his worker. Suddenly, the Thai man jumps out from behind a pile of rubble, scaring the crap out of the boss, and yells, \u201cSUPPLIES!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

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A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house
\nA police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris.<\/p>\n

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The officer politely explained, \u201cMa\u2019am, your husband said he got lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Grandma Bessie stared at Morris and said, \u201cLost? You\u2019ve been going to that park for 30 years! How\u2019d you get lost today?\u201d<\/p>\n

Leaning in close so the officer couldn\u2019t hear, Grandpa whispered, \u201cI wasn\u2019t lost.<\/p>\n

I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n

A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
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The old man nods, agrees, and drives off.<\/p>\n

The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks\u2014but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, \u201cI thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man grins and replies, \u201cI did! But now the little rascals want to go to the beach!\u201d<\/p>\n

A cowboy, fresh from Texas, strolls into a bar in Montana and orders three mugs of Bud.<\/p>\n

A cowboy, fresh from Texas, strolls into a bar in Montana and orders three mugs of Bud. He heads to a corner and takes a sip from each mug, one after the other, in turn. Once he\u2019s done, he returns to the bar and orders three more.<\/p>\n

Curious, the bartender approaches him and says, \u201cYou know, beer goes flat pretty quick after it\u2019s poured. It might taste better if you just ordered one at a time.\u201d<\/p>\n

The cowboy smiles and explains, \u201cWell, here\u2019s the thing. I\u2019ve got two brothers\u2014one in Arizona, the other in Colorado.<\/p>\n

When we all moved away from Texas, we promised that whenever we drank, we\u2019d each have one for the others, just like we did back home. So, I\u2019m drinking for my brothers and myself.\u201d<\/p>\n

The bartender nods, impressed by the sentiment, and leaves it at that. The cowboy becomes a regular, always ordering three beers and sipping them in rotation.<\/p>\n

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One day, though, he walks in and only orders two mugs. The regulars, noticing the change, go quiet. When the cowboy returns to the bar for his second round, the bartender cautiously leans in and says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry for your loss.<\/p>\n

I just wanted to offer my condolences.\u201d<\/p>\n

The cowboy looks confused for a second, then bursts out laughing. \u201cOh no, no one\u2019s passed away!\u201d he chuckles. \u201cIt\u2019s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church, so I had to quit drinking.<\/p>\n

But my brothers are still going strong!\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!<\/p>\n

An Old Cowboy Gets 3 Wishes
\nA modern-day old cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. He\u2019s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when he suddenly sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls towards the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks like an old briefcase.<\/p>\n

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He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She wears an AUSTRALIAN TAXATION OFFICE badge and a dull grey dress.<\/p>\n

There is a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. \u201cWell, old cowboy,\u201d said the genie\u2026 \u201cYou know how I work.<\/p>\n

You have three wishes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not falling for this, says the old man. \u201cI\u2019m not going to trust an ATO auditor genie.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat do you have to lose? You have no transportation, and it looks like you are a goner anyway!\u201d<\/p>\n

The old man thinks about this for a minute and decides the genie is right.<\/p>\n

Shazam! \u201cOK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with lots of food and drink.\u201d<\/p>\n

Shazam! The old cowboy is in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, surrounded by jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.<\/p>\n

OK, old boy, what\u2019s your second wish?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMy second wish is for me to be rich beyond my wildest dreams.\u201d<\/p>\n

Shazam! The old man is surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. \u201cOkay, cowpuncher, you just have one wish.<\/p>\n

Better make it a good one!\u201d<\/p>\n

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After a few minutes of thinking, the man says. \u201cI wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.\u201d<\/p>\n

Shazam! He is turned into a t-a.mpon.<\/p>\n

Moral of the story<\/p>\n

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