{"id":10709,"date":"2026-10-03T12:39:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T12:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newsamazingday.store\/?p=10709"},"modified":"2026-10-03T12:39:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T12:39:23","slug":"two-students-were-arguing-when-their-teacher-entered-the-classroom-10705-3-b9zy2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newsamazingday.store\/?p=10709","title":{"rendered":"Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, \u201cWhy are you arguing?\u201dOne boy answers, \u201cWe found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou should be ashamed of yourself,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cwhen I was your age, I didn\u2019t even know what a lie was.\u201dTwo students gave the ten dollars to the teacher. LOL!!!A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student<\/p>\n

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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student to her class, then started teaching a lesson on fractions. The French exchange student raised his hand and said, \u201cExcuse me, Madam, but I don\u2019t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?\u201d\u201cIt\u2019s very simple,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cjust say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number.<\/div>\n
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For example, 2\/3 is \u2018two-thirds\u2019, 3\/4 is \u2018three-fourths\u2019, and 2\/5 is \u2018two-fifths.\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cThanks, I understand, \u201csaid the exchange student. \u201cGood,\u201d said the teacher, then asked the student, \u201chow do you say 4\/8?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cShould I reduce?\u201d asked the boy. \u201cThat would be best,\u201d said the teacher.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne second,\u201d said the boy. \u201cTake as long as you need,\u201d said the teacher. LOL!!<\/p>\n

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Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!! A Little Girl Was Talking To Her Teacher.<\/p>\n

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.<\/p>\n

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, \u201cWhen I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah.\u201d<\/p>\n

The teacher asked, \u201cWhat if Jonah went to hell?\u201d<\/p>\n

The little girl replied, \u201cThen you ask him.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!<\/p>\n

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Have a nice day!!!<\/p>\n

A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house
\nA police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris. The officer politely explained, \u201cMa\u2019am, your husband said he got lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home.\u201d<\/p>\n

Grandma Bessie stared at Morris and said, \u201cLost?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n