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A bald guy walks into a bar, turns to the noticably short bartender, and says \u201cHey midget, gimme a beer!\u201d
\nThe bartender gives the man a beer, but tells the man not to refer to him as a midget. A few drinks later, the guy turns to the bartender and again says, \u201chey midget\u2026 gimme another beer!\u201d<\/p>\n

The bartender gets upset and warns the man about calling him a midget, but gives him his beer. After the thrid time this happens, the bartender says, \u201cHey!I told you to stop calling me a midget! How would you like it if I called you \u2018baldy\u2019 if our positions were reversed?\u201d<\/p>\n

The guy thinks about it and admits that he wouldn\u2019t mind. The bartender disagrees, and ultimately they agree to switch positions to let the man see how it feels.The bartender moves to the front of the bar, and the guy moves to the back. The bartender says, \u201cHey baldy, gimme a beer!\u201d<\/p>\n

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The guy leans over the bar and says, \u201cSorry, but we don\u2019t serve midgets here.\u201d<\/p>\n

A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, \u201cWhat the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.\u201d So he mixes the martini.<\/p>\n

He then walks back over to the give it to the gorilla, and the animal is holding out a twenty-dollar bill. Well, now the bartender is just at a loss for words. He can\u2019t believe that a gorilla walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had a twenty-dollar bill to pay for it.<\/p>\n

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So, in amazement, he takes the twenty and walks to the cash register to make the change. While he\u2019s standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, \u201cLet me try something here and see if the gorilla notices anything.\u201d<\/p>\n

So he walks back over to the gorilla and hands him a dollar change. The gorilla doesn\u2019t say anything, he just sits there sipping the martini.<\/p>\n

After a few minutes the bartender just can\u2019t take it anymore. \u201cYou know,\u201d he says to the gorilla, \u201cwe don\u2019t get too many gorillas in here.\u201d<\/p>\n

And the gorilla says, \u201cAt nineteen dollars a drink I\u2019m not surprised.\u201d<\/p>\n

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A man comes home late one night, drunk. \u201cWhere have you been?\u201d asks his wife.<\/p>\n

\u201cIn the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!\u201d<\/p>\n

This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar. \u201cDo you have golden chairs?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you have golden glasses?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you have golden beer?\u201d \u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you have a golden urinal?\u201d \u201cHold on.\u201d<\/p>\n

On the other end, she hears \u201cI think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone.\u201d<\/p>\n

A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house
\nA police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n