MY HUSBAND BROUGHT HIS MISTRESS HOME TO LIVE WITH. THAT NIGHT, HE SAID, “THIS IS AN OPEN MARRIAGE. YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.” I DIDN’T ARGUE. I JUST MADE ONE PHONE CALL. 15 MINUTES LATER, THE DOORBELL RANG. A GUEST WALKED IN… HIS MISTRESS FROZE, DROPPED HER WINE GLASS, AND SCREAMED: “THAT’S MY HUSBAND!”
My husband brought his mistress into our home carrying two suitcases and a bottle of champagne. Before midnight, both of them would…